March 06, 2005

hillarious!

ok...sorry to my non-filipino readers. just gotta post this one. lately i've been making fun of my country's accent (right taufik? blast ppl?) i dunno what got me to join them (haha if you can't beat them right?)... they're english words but once pronounced in a filipino (very crispy) accent the meaning's totally changed. hahaha... a number of them are in my languange... if you don't know filipino (more known as tagalog to alot of people though we've changed that years ago) read the one's in italics. you should be able to understand. for those who can understand my beautiful language (im proud of it) you're gonna have a good laugh. (props to cedric...i dunno where he got this...but it's funny) im not translating some of them, lest the humour will be compromised. :P enjoy

Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan,
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - where you board the bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Dedicated - Pinatay ang pusa
Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Deduct - Ang pato
Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
Persuading - Unang Kasal
Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense - Ginamit na mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
Profit - Patunayan mo
Balance Sheet - What comes out after eatin


hahaha...once again i apologise for those who didn't understand. ciao!

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